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Welcome To Cool & Scary's website...
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"your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elder berries" from the Monty Python Prophets!!!
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We are not worthy to have you visiting our web site, but we're glad you did.
Now go and fetch us a shrubbery! Nnnich!
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
I bet you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
our main weapon is surprise....and SPAM!
That's TWO weapons....
Our main two weapons are surprise, spam....and dead parrots!
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....and now for some very sad jokes....
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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!
Q: What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
A: Edwood!
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard!
(We told you they were sad....)
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Don't panic, the end is near!
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If you have any favourite quotes or sad jokes, e-mail us and we'll try to include them on this page.
This is our first attempt at our own web site, which explains a lot!
We are sorry if we have infringed any copyright laws, but we did not attempt to contact anyone or anything with regard to material we have used. But hey, we feel that it is a compliment to anyone if we have stolen their material, and you should be grateful to be included.
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